My body is rather displeased with me... my innards are loud & clear that lunch was *highly unacceptable* and they want a full refund. (I thought there were *rules* about this sort of thing; guess my innards are not the rule-observing sort.)
And now I itch. In little spots on my back.
Today has not gone as well as I'd hoped; can I get a do-over, please? (or at least someone who can scratch the spots I can't reach?)