April 10th, 2007

Brown-eyed Stare


So... What you're saying is this:

I've been here a week & I can figure out who the client is (from this list), and your already-licensed agents CAN'T?

Ye gods.

Brown-eyed Stare

A Note to the Tall, Leafy Ones

Dear Trees,

Why do you hate me so? Or is this a collective anti-human Love-In?

I know you need to reproduce (and yes, it's really fun), but jeez! Get a room, already! A 'very high' pollen count all over the City isn't polite, you know.

At least quit spewing that stuff all over everywhere, wouldja? Keep it outta my work area, please?