April 10th, 2007

Brown-eyed Stare

Um...?

So... What you're saying is this:

I've been here a week & I can figure out who the client is (from this list), and your already-licensed agents CAN'T?

Ye gods.

*headdesk*
Brown-eyed Stare

A Note to the Tall, Leafy Ones

Dear Trees,

Why do you hate me so? Or is this a collective anti-human Love-In?

I know you need to reproduce (and yes, it's really fun), but jeez! Get a room, already! A 'very high' pollen count all over the City isn't polite, you know.

At least quit spewing that stuff all over everywhere, wouldja? Keep it outta my work area, please?

Love,
Me