November 19th, 2007

Fortitude in Snow

Damn.... Dustin's not gonna like this....

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I broke dustin_00's X-Box (-12 points). Last month I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In June I ate my green beans (1 points).

Overall, I've been nice (711 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
Loba

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